Jinny Dronen: This is one of the the bible college students' standard ones.He drove Adam and Eve from the garden in his Fury?Did you know God was a model railway enthusiast?"In the year that king Uzziah died I saw also the LORD sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up, and his train filled the temple."...Show more
Mohamed Szollosi: Pope mobile.
Sherrill Botting: Lamborgini Diablo
Devon Kalberer: Ford. Ford is just like religion.F ixO rR epairD ailyOr maybe even Found On Road Dead....Show more
Susan Rambo: ask God
Cristopher Gavalis: Ford Mustang
Oscar Waddups: Rambler
Dallas Bartolini: God is not a human being. God is a Spirit and has no need for a car, a boat, a house, life insurance or anything that we need or want to live our lives. So please stop asking silly questions.
Sol Allphin: A dragster. They shoot flames that remind him of the eternal suffering he's going to put us all through.
Kenneth Thuesen: The Popemob! ile, but if He had had his own choice it would be a Lambo.
Becky Mosena: I know jesus built my hotrod.
Erica Bottaro: Jensen Interceptor
Kassie Kay: Most Televangelist seem to like big SUV and Porshe dear, that's certainly a sign from God....
Ellis Cellar: What would Jesus driveMost people assume WWJD is for âWhat would Jesus do?â But the initials really standfor âWhat would Jesus drive?âOne theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because âthe Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.âBut in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges theLord to âpursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.âPerhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain âuntil the Ram's horn sounds a long blast.âSome scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cit! e a verse in St. John'sgospel where Christ tells the crowd, â! For I did not speak of my own Accord.âMeanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passagedeclaring, âthe roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills.âJoshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: âJoshua's Triumph washeard throughout the land.â And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: âThe Apostles were in one Accord.â...Show more
Caryl Mclaen: The Flintstone's car.
An Trebil: I think God would be totally into the Bugatti Galibier. If not that then probably a Pagani Zonda.
Karey Dunken: that question in unanswerable
Miguel Densley: Lord Vishnu 's car is a bird, called Garuda.Lord Shiva's is a Bull called Nandi.etc.Lord Krishna, the Supreme God, has no car, He prefers to dance, run and play instead.
Arlen Decorte: God doesn't like cars. Only spaceships.
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